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ten random theological observations

  1. Theology is (often slanderous) talk about God.
  2. Perhaps the one thing we humans do that's the most hilarious:  Thinking we know what we're doing.  We humans are nothing if not stupid.
  3. Some people proudly proclaim "Jesus saved me!" -- in a way that most resembles having a winning scratch-off lottery ticket.  And we all know how well lottery winners keep what they've won.
  4.  After watching last night's Duke-UNC game, I made a revelation about preaching:  Sermons are often lost or won in the last five minutes.
  5. You might say that in Jesus God learned to speak the language of humans.  Fluency, however, failed him:  He never did get the grammar of violence.
  6. Consider American Sniper:  Why was this not filmed at the Coliseum?
  7. Consider Fifty Shades of Grey:  Why was this not filmed in a dungeon?
  8. If Americans were honest about the Great Commission, it'd read:  "And Jesus came and said to them:  'All power is given on heaven and earth to me; go therefore and make disciples of all nations ...'"  Then he paused for a second and said, "... with American exceptionalism".
  9. Matthew 4:  What Jesus learned in the Wilderness is something American Christians have yet to learn -- there's nothing fails like success.
  10. What is "contemporary worship"?  A form of liturgical hazing by the Fraternity of the Initiated.  (This observation brought to you from a conversation with a worship leader, too!